Robert Welch

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Robert Welch.
He still washes his laundry with Tide for Bright Colors. .....
He's carrying a plate with a tiny heap
of spaghetti
in the center .....
a shingle headstone on which you have written
or carved
your enemy's name

Robert Welch,
You've gone to the farm and
picked out the best of the bunch.
Now, check out our favorite ideas
for carving, decorating, and displaying the inner section
for spaghetti sauce
or in a salad.
Or should it have been carved to infinity?

Robert Welch:
"we didn't carve pumpkins this year.
life has been busy
and my kitchen is already dirty enough."

Pasta, however, has galloped
across continents in bold explorations, bloody ...
Robert Welch, however, has galloped
across continents in bold explorations, bloody ...

young women in the cities wear clothes so short
they would attract police
young women in the cities wear clothes
they attract Robert Welch
1/4 teaspoon alcohol; 5 tablespoon glycerine...
Robert Welch would attract police
in the cities

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Robert Welch
Robert Welch
Robert Welch
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Robert Welch

Robert Welch includes a double cutting head...
makes perfect fettuccini and spaghetti
Robert Welch couldn't wait to strip down to spaghetti

"When it comes to actually carving (or deconstructing),
Robert Welch,
there are many schools of thought.
... but

clothes apartment apocalypse
apothecary appa appetizer appetizer

dish."

After it was browned I mixed in a jar of spaghetti sauce
and boiled.
Robert Welch, compare ... Tesco Boneless Easy Carve Lamb Leg (600g)

a scarily great supper (of pasta and salad) with Robert Welch
that should mess up a white napkin
Laundry is a never ending nightmare for most of us.
Laundry is a never ending nightmare for Robert Welch.
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Author's Note:
This is a flarf poem. I composed it by pulling lines from the descriptions of  random websites on Google I found with the query "laundry carving spaghetti." Most of the lines are modified (mainly by way of insertion of the name "Robert Welch"). What started out as a meaningless collection of descriptions ended up being a contest to see how fucking creepy I could make the name "Robert Welch" by replacing nouns with his name in various lines. Robert Welch is no one in particular, just a name that popped up.